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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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