Cover me in Chocolate and Throw me to the Lesbians

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

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GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

weeaboo-chan:

important

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syderp:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

kristoff is kristough

syderp:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…

He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though

he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

kristoff is kristough

witchlingfumbles:

anomalousdata:

What’s that, you say? There’s not enough fluff in your life? Well, have a keeshound puppy attacking a dandelion.

Is it attacking or trying to get it to play a game?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

THIS IS A WOMAN

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

itseasytoremember:

whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

i mean he’s died enough to know what a mortal wound looks like

itseasytoremember:

whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

i mean he’s died enough to know what a mortal wound looks like

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

yeffyaboyuice:

mushroooms:

This is what happens when you record ravers dancing and replace the music with Benny Hill

ONLY 30 NOTES???? UNACCEPTABLE